Vama Veche is the resort where we first vomited ... it is not full of marmosets or other parrots, but it is the place where I swam with the famous water condoms used.
Why do I tell you all this? ... Well, we opened a Punk Rock Hotel in Customs ... We have, if you can believe it, a bath in all 30 rooms, hot water nonstop and music all tastes, even concerts live (it depends on how trodden with troubling guitars we find on the beach to chain it in chains to the luxurious hotel).
In short ... Come to us so that you DO NOT feel at home and not give your parents an account.